Interesting tidbits


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I’m jotting down a few interesting tidbits for your perusal : —
 
(1) CRAZY FACTS :—— Christopher Julius Rock III, is known to have said :  “You know the world is going crazy when —— (a) The best RAPPER is a WHITE GUY 
(b) The best GOLFER is a BLACK GUY
(c) The TALLEST GUY in the NBA is a CHINESE
(d) The SWISS hold the AMERICAS CUP
(e) FRANCE is accusing the US of ARROGANCE
(f) GERMANY doesn’t want to GO TO WAR &
(g) The # MOST POWERFUL MEN in America are named BUSH, DICK & COLON.  Need I say more ?-
 
(2) The Russian Mafia popularized a form of assassination called “WHITE DEATH”.  What is it ?  The intended victim’s throat is stuffed with snow right till the bottom of the wind pipe.  Death, due to suffocation, occurs in 3mins., much before the snow melts, so there is no evidence of foul play. 
 
(3) The World Is Beautiful, Save It For Our Children, says the carving on the World’s Largest Earthen Pot, put on public view at Lalbagh Botanical gardens.  Created by sculptor, John Devraj and Bornfree Arts School, it is a melting pot of cultures.  The world is not what we have inherited from our ancestors, but what we borrow from our children.  This pot of culture represents the Culture of Nature, which is a Culture of Peace. 
 
(4) TAKING STOCK : — Today in the markets : HELIUM was UP; FEATHERS was DOWN; PAPER was STATIONARY; ELEVATORS ROSE; While ESCALATORS continued their SLOW DECLINE; MINING EQUIPMENT hit ROCK-BOTTOM; The market for RAISINS — DRIED UP; COCO COLA — FIZZLED; BALLOON PRICES were INFLATED and TOILT PAPER reached a NEW BOTTOM. 
 
(5) THROB STORIES : — My ankles teeter; My calves have bogged; Methinks that I, am over-jogged. —– About my skill at martial-arts; I have no self-delusion; each twist and turn will only throw; My joints into kung-fusion. 
 
(6) CRICKET RAP : — Sachin 2 Shoaib —
Give me the bat, give me the ball
Doesn’t matter that you are tall
I know you can bowl me a bouncer
I think you forgot my answer
Don’t think this match is fixed
I will hit you for a six. 
 
 
 
 
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