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Blast from the past…

SPEAKZEASY

Funny-No-Smoking-Sign-S-9524(1) In a Bucharest hotel lobby :  The lift is being fixed for the next day.  During that time we regret—-you will be unbearable.

(2) In a Belgrade hotel elevator:  Please leave your values at the front desk.

(3) In a lobby of a Moscow hotel (which is across a Russian Monastery )—-You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists and writers are buried daily—except Thursdays.

(4) In a Swiss mountain inn—-Special today: No ice-cream.

(5) On the wall of a Hong Kong tailor shop—-Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

(6) At a Bangkok dry-cleaners—You may drop your trousers here for best results.

(7) Advertisement for donkey-rides in Thailand—-Would you like to ride on your own ass ?

(8) At a Rhodes tailor shop—-Order your summer-suit, because is big rush.  We will execute customers in strict rotation.

(9) In a Zurich hotel—-Because of the impropriety of…

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