Ambiguous newspaper headlines

funny_news_headlines_1(1) Eye Drops Off Shelf.

(2) Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms.

(3) Stolen Painting Found By Tree.
(4) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.

(5) Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant.
(6) Queen Mary Having Bottom Scrapped.
(7) Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon.

(8) Miners Refuse To Work After Death.

(9) Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder.

(10) Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case.
(11) Hershey Bars Protest.
(12) Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers.

midget-humor-funny-headline(13) Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish.

(14) 12 On Their Way To Cruise Among Dead In Plane Crash.

(15) Complaint About NBA Referees Growing Ugly.
(16) Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years.

(17) Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted.

(18) Two Sisters Re-united After 18 Years At Check-out Counter.
(19) Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft.
gunshop(20) Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water.

(21) Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.

(22) Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies.

(23) Grandmother Of Eight, Makes A Hole In One.

(24) Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni.
(25) Lawmen From Mexico Barbeque Guests.
(26) Hospital Is Sued By 7 Foot Doctors.

(27) Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe.

(28) Lack Of Brains Hinders Research.

(29) Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge.

(30) Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim.

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