This & That


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(1) No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

(2) Grey hair is neither a blessing nor a curse.  Whether you cover it or flaunt it, you should view its onset with ‘equanimity.’

(3) What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini ?  OLIVE or TWIST ?
(4) What you can do, or dream you can ——– BEGIN.  Boldness has magic, power and genius in it. —- Goethe.

(5) Priyanka Moraes says, “I love the sun —— a perpetual giver, an unconditional lover ……. a great equaliser.”

(6) A Sufi must have the : HEART of ABRAHAM ; SORROW of DAVID ; POVERTY of JESUS; LONGING FOR COMMUNICATION of MOSES and the SINCERITY of MUHAMMAD.

(7) Every heart sings a song ————INCOMPLETE ——– until another heart whispers back.  Those who wish to sing, always find a song.  At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet. —— Plato.

(8) Music was my refuge.  I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. ——Maya Angelou.

(9) I dropped out of Communism because of lousy MARX, and got a job in a bakery, because I KNEADED THE DOUGH
(10) You can’t start the next chapter of your life, if you keep re-reading the last one.

(11) Where did the poor meat-ball live ?  In the SPHAGETTO.

(12) I write in order to build houses, where my thoughts may find shelter. ——- Corina Victoria Sein.

(13) KNOWLEDGE WORKER, a term coined by Peter Drucker, Founder of Modern Management in 1959, to describe what was then a new trend, an important segment of the work-force concerned, primarily, with knowledge and the manipulation of information.

(14) What do you call a baby monkey ? A CHIMP of the old block.
(15) A person I know is 10% Polish.  He is a TAD POLE.

(16) Happiness is when what you think, what you say and what you do ARE IN HARMONY.

(17) Every time you go to bed, you should consider that you won’t get up.  That way when you wake up, you’ll be grateful for the day.  Look at yourself in the mirror and say, ” I’M BLESSED.” — Buddha. 

(18) What are the 4 main food groups ?  CANNED, FROZEN, INSTANT & LITE.

(19) Midget sues grocer, cites —- BELITTLING REMARKS.

(20) Federal Agents raid gun shop ——- FIND WEAPONS.
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